Printed T's are all the rage this season!

And that means one thing: nonsensical English!

Here's a typical sampling of what I have seen so far:

a) A guy standing in the subway with a baseball jacket on. Written on the back in huge letters was "DORK".

b) At Giordano, a silver t-shirt with a telephone design. Written underneath was the dark message "Suicide Hotline. Please Hold the Line." (click on the t-shirt stand pic for a larger view and you can see the telephone shirt on the far right)

c) At Baleno, a green men's t-shirt emblazoned with "These are Real! The t-shirt is fake."

Boy! I think we're going to have a field day this spring!
Have fun shopping!