"A new product on the Japanese market has been designed for the single girl in need of some manly comfort while she sleeps.
The “Boyfriend Arm’s Pillow” is shaped like a giant arm which will hold you all night without the need for the real thing. "
Not to be outdone...
"From the time people were kids, people have laid their heads on their mothers' laps to get their ears cleaned," he said. "This is made to be quite close to the real thing."