Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
The 'How Not to Work' out Series
http://blog.islaformosa.com/2008/10/saw-funny-thing-at-gym-other-day.html
Just want to bring some attention to a friend of mine, Nardpuncher, who's been making some great videos about Taiwan with good commentary too. I present his series entitled 'How Not to Workout' which seems to be secretly captured while he was at his Taipei gym over several sessions.
Nardpuncher's Channel
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Air Asia Makes its Mark
I was surprised to see this commercial on CNN featuring Air Asia.
It's bizarre in many aspects. Its narrated by a boy who talks about how his granny couldn't decide which meal to eat so she had both. Oh, and she says that the stewardesses are hot. Watch it to the end to see the nice ass shot which I'm sure will prompt travelers to take more delicious stewardess shots in flight.
This ad would never 'fly' in the West. Obviously, it made it past the CNN censors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emop-VGGQ-Y
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Making the Armed Forces Attractive
http://blog.islaformosa.com/2007/01/military-intelligence.html
http://blog.islaformosa.com/2006/12/taiwan-endgame.html
Watching this reminded me of the free computer game that is given away by the army in the US to attract recruits called America's Army.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Opening the Book on Landslides Again
http://blog.islaformosa.com/2007/09/war-on-betel-nut-and-betel-palms.html
Betelnut trees being the root cause for disasters has come into doubt following the devastating summer typhoon of 2009.
"In the absence of any official declaration of the underlying causes, residents have filled the void with speculation.
Taiwan’s forestry bureau says native subtropical trees had covered most of the deadly mudslide areas of Kaohsiung County in southern Taiwan, doing more to hold mountain sides intact than to loosen them. Villagers had planted mainly bamboo, mangoes, peaches and taro on the lower hillsides. They had shunned betel nut plantations and high-mountain tea, which are common elsewhere on the island and are notorious for destablising soil for lack of deep roots, an agricultural official said.
Other disaster authorities point toward Taiwan’s fragile geology and ecosystem, including repeated earthquakes, typhoons and an early 2009 drought that have left hillsides at increased risk, allowing even huge deep-rooted trees to fall last month.
“Taiwan is an important case study in climate change,” said Chern Jenn-chuan, deputy minister of the cabinet’s Public Construction Commission. “We can say that natural disasters will be more and more severe. We can be sure of that.”
The villagers claim:
"Decades of forestry, farming and over-population have loosened mountain soil all over the island, leaving it prone to massive slides."
http://blogs.reuters.com/china/2009/09/17/aggressive-land-use-set-off-deadly-taiwan-mudslides/
So once again it seems that betelnut trees, often scapegoated in these disasters, are not the culprit this time. In fact, there are a wider range of factors which would fit nicely in Jared Diamond's Collapse theories.
On top of this it is interesting that high mountain tea is also mentioned due to lack of deep roots. Why isn't there an anti-high mountain tea growing campaign from intellectuals?
So it appears that farming and deforestation in general are more likely the cause of landslides. Why do people believe the anti-betelnut lobby so blindly?
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Travel Fear
This poster perfectly represents the typical Taiwanese family on their vacation, totally carefree and innocent while the masses of criminal types zero in on their kill.
Taiwanese travelers are most likely targeted due to their lack of street-wiseness.
This poster takes advantage of Taiwanese fears by advertising safety deposit boxes to prevent armed bandits from spoiling vacations.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Betelnut Girl Commentary
http://www.highheeldiscount.com/womens-platform-shoes/betel-nut-girls-of-taiwan-wow
Thought it was interesting to get someone's comment about the phenomenon who has never been here. He seems to be getting his jollies from the article...
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Google Street View Arrives in Taipei
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Only for Taipei central area so far. Drag the little man over the map to see the extent of the coverage. Parts of Taipei county are in there too.
Read earlier Google Street View Post featuring pics of the Street View camera car:
http://blog.islaformosa.com/2009/03/google-street-view-confirmed-for-taipei.html
Digitimes
Forumosa chat
Monday, August 17, 2009
Ingenious Bending of the Law in Taiwan
On this unattended table can be found DVDs of films like Terminator Salvation and all the very latest movies in the theaters. So you've figured out that this is a table full of pirated videos. The only thing is they are just sitting there unattended.
Taiwanese are smart and always find ways to get around laws. In this case, were the table attended, the police would have someone to arrest. No attendee therefore no arrest. The DVDs are just sitting there. However, customers can't just take them. They are expected to make a 'donation' in the box in the middle. And the box just stays there unattended. Or so it seems...
In fact, the table and the box are monitored by someone but in a crowded night market, it's hard to know just who. Most likely gangsters working in the area. So, if you choose to help yourself to a copy, don't forget to make your donation.
So, as you can see the secret attendants are protected and the customers help themselves to the DVDs, self-service style. It's an ingenious way to keep the law-breakers out of harms way. And, it seems, the customers seem not to be at fault as 'unwitting' buyers of such illegal movie copies.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Fallout: NIN's 'Formally Abolished' Taipei Concert
What greeted me was exactly as this post suggests, the back of a very hard to find pitch dark parking lot in the middle of a non-descript NanGang neighborhood with a table with an umbrella as in the picture (right out in the open with money in piles on the table).
As I was walking up to the table, though, a foreign guy said to me be careful because someone will tell me to F*** Off. Jesus man, I thought, don't drag me into your fight man. I just wanted my money back.
I went up and they (3 or 4 people + 2 security guards) checked my ticket with a flashlight and then gave me my money back. No problems. Phew!
Little did I know there was more to the story
http://forum.nin.com/bb/read.php?9,807431,page=5
Reading this all, though, I really feel that everyone is overacting a little. Both sides seem to have their points, however hreatening to sue people left and right really doesn't seem the right way to go though. We'll see what becomes of this all.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Shark's Still on the Table
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/china-and-its-neighbors/090803/meet-taiwans-whaleshark
I laugh at this suggestion. Don't be fooled.
As much as we wish Taiwanese would take more of a serious look at environmental issues, the fact remains that their old habits die hard, particularly about food, which Taiwanese are obsessed with. Shark fin is and will be on the table for some time to come. Taiwanese brutally slaughter sharks by the hundreds to get these fins for Chinese restaurants all over.
Read my previous shark blog entry
To understand the Taiwanese position, take for example some discussions I have had. I have talked to Taiwanese friends on numerous occasions about Canada's seal hunt and Japanese hunting whales for 'research' purposes. Why kill the cute little seals they say? I say it's to control the seal population so that fish stocks don't get too low. Still not ok. When it came to Japanese whaling, they said this the right of Japanese since whale is tradition food for Japanese (which flies in the face of what Western people feel about the whale hunt).
When I turned to shark hunting, the Taiwanese also turned a blind eye. They've always caught sharks. Sharks eat us so why shouldn't we eat them first, they said. Besides, they're delicious in soup.
To top it off, I'll leave you with a comment I heard from an avid young Taiwanese surfer friend. I asked if there were worries about sharks in the water around Taiwan where he was surfing.
To this he answered, with a smile that conveyed that it was a typical Taiwanese answer to the question, that there are no sharks in the waters around Taiwan. Taiwanese sharks can only be found on Taiwanese restaurant tables! (I am such a silly guy, of course I should know this.)
He continued to smile after cracking the 'joke,' perhaps thinking of chowing down on that perfect bowl of shark fin soup. Unknownst to him, he had given me a perfect example of the mentality Taiwanese are up against when it comes to the shark fin trade that they are unwilling to give up.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Taiwanese are Dense
I remember hearing or reading (in the Lonely Planet?) that YongHe held this record many years ago but I have never been able to corroborate it with data until now. Turns out it is wrong. Although not the most dense, YongHe does rank among the densest populated areas on Earth though:
YongHe 41,139 per km2 making it 37th on the list
By comparison to the densest:
Marine Lines, Mumbai, India 114,000 per km2
Taiwan island ranks 6th among islands at 636 per km2
By comparison to the densest:
Ap Lei Chau HK 66,755 per km2
The Republic of China ranks 15th among 'countries,' also with 636 per km2
By comparison to the densest:
Macau 18,405 per km2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_most_densely_populated_country_subdivisions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_by_population_density
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_by_population_density
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Taiwan Legs of the World Photowalk 2009
http://worldwidephotowalk.com/
I'm no professional. I didn't even have a decent camera (I just used my Canon 950IS snapshotter). But my friend Joe and I still had a good time taking pictures within the shadow of 101 and drinking beers all the way.
To view the Taiwan pictures, follow these links and scroll to the bottom:
Taipei leg
Taichung leg
Here's a panoramic interactive image of all the Taipei walkers to enjoy as well. Check out in the trees and on the ground as well:
http://www.theodorekaye.com/pano/photowalk.html
Craig's in red with the hat.
You can guess which person I am...
And the winner is...
www.craigfergusonimages.com
Unemployment Rate Blues
forbes
bloomberg
Taiwanese seem worried but, honestly, I can't help but laugh. Western countries' unemployment rates usually range in the 7 to 12% range in normal situations and, heck, we're in a global recession at the moment of huge proportions. By comparison, Taiwanese screaming about unemployment rates seem like Chicken Little (The sky is falling!).
Just how do unemployment statistics stack up across countries? Well there is a lot of dispute since some governments are less open about reporting unemployment statistics or have vastly different ways of calculating them (some countries do not include incarcerated prisoners in their statistics, a fact, that as some have pointed out, makes unemployment statistics in countries like the US artificially lower [feel free to correct me if I'm wrong about this]).
Wikipedia to the rescue! Found some good data to compare which needs to be taken with a grain of salt. However, the overall picture painted is clear.
Taiwan 5.82%
Japan 5.2%
China 9%
United States 9.5%
UK 7.6%
Germany 8.3%
Spain 18.7%
Russia 9.9%
Brazil 8.8%
Iraq 18.00%; 28% among youth; 83% among women
Compare these to:
Zimbabwe 90%
Andorra 0%
wiki
All this unemployment talk has made me think about ways that citizens of each country react to unemployment news. I look at a country like Spain in particular which has, in my opinion, a fairly high unemployment rate for the kind of country it is. No one is rioting in the streets there about unemployment. However, if it were Taiwan, people would be thinking it is the end of the world. So how does a country like Spain cope?
I think it has a lot to do with the capacity to absorb unemployed back home to the family and this is also a point in Taiwan's favor as well. Usually, the goal of western kids is to leave the nest and strike on their own and be independent. Living with parents has a stigma attached to it. However, traditionally, kids lived at home. In some cultures, having the kids at home later in life doesn't have a stigma attached. In fact, some parents are thrilled to keep their kids at home longer or indefinitely (think 'mama's boys' or 'failure to launch' types).
Spain is a Latin country with a strong family tradition (let's not forget those relatives too). In tough times, kids can come back home to roost. Is Taiwan so different? Lots of kids are living with their parents (who have relative huge savings compared to their kids) indefinitely or have no qualms returning home if things go wrong or they need a break.
In fact, now that I think of it, western kids trying to live apart from their family creates unecessary duplication (another house and related costs) and spending (buying bulk saves more money). If there just weren't such a stigma attached to living with parents forever!
Taiwan will do fine in the face of this higher unemployment. No riots here. The sky may feel like it's falling but the family unit and emphasis on Taiwan families taking care of their own will prevail.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Forumosa Recognizes blog.IslaFormosa.com
http://www.forumosa.org/favorites/ (I'm 3rd from the top)
I know I've been delinquent writing lately but I'll be back very soon when I feel the urge.
In the meantime, enjoy my archives of close to 400 entries. Use the SEARCH FUNCTION to find what you'd like or check out my LABELS.
Be sure to also check out Forumosa.com's innumerable posts about just about everything Taiwan.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
How many Taiwanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I bumped into a female Taiwanese colleague in the elevator at work the other day. It seemed early and she looked like she was leaving so I asked her where she was going. She said home.
"Oh, to do what?," I asked.
"To change a lightbulb," she said.
"Why not later after work?," I decided to ask.
"Because a plumber is coming over to change it for me," she said matter-of-factly.
"Ok, can't you change the bulb yourself? I mean it's easy," I questioned.
"(Oh you silly foreigner) I'm a Taiwanese girl," she replied.
Yes, you certainly are, I thought.
Turns out that she didn't know anything about switching off breakers or electricity I guess and was willing to pay to have someone do a simple thing like this. This can happen in Taiwan where the girls often really play the part.
So to repeat from the beginning:
How many Taiwanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Evidently, in a Taiwanese girl's case, it might mean at least two...
Thursday, April 16, 2009
NIN makes a date with Taipei
This will be a big concert for alternate music lovers out there.
Date: August 12, 2009 (Wednesday)
Time: 20:00 (18:00 Admission)
Venue: South 101 (Nankang)
Fare Zoning: A / B / C (all standing)
On-line ticket sales start April 13
Contact's ticket sales http://www.ticket.com.tw/dm.
PRICING:
Before April 30 special: A zone 2600 / B zone 1800 / C zone 1200
Before May 30 special: A zone 2700 / B zone 1900 / C zone 1300
Regular A zone︰ 3000 / B zone 2200 / C zone 1600
See you there!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Don't call me Laowai, bitch!
But what else can we be called? WaiGuoRen (foreign person) is ok although still implies outsider (not like us). YangGuiZi (foreign ghost or devil) is a bit much.
[More about those terms here]
Or should we really be thinking about what to call ourselves? I think it's about time we had an endonym to call ourselves, the foreigners living in Taiwan. Enough of these antiquated and loaded names (exonyms) that locals have for us. Anyone have any ideas?
Foreign friend? Foreign guest? Foreign slave? Something else?
Alternatively we could just start calling each other LaoWai and make the word our own much like some Taiwanese have twisted the term TaiKe.
When I see you on the street and you hear me say, "What's up LaoWai?" you could reply "Laowai, long time no see". It might worth the trouble to say how locals react.
On a final note, a friend of mine once drunkenly blurted out, "Caucasian is just Asian with a 'Cauc' ". He was a 'Cauc' alright for saying that. But at least he took a shot at claiming a stake to the name.
Take your best shot whether it be serious or idiotic. What name should we, the foreigners of Taiwan, lay claim to?
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Oasis: China's Loss is Taiwan's Gain
19:00 Hoobastank
20:00 Linkin Park
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Google Street View Confirmed for Taipei
A while back I wrote about seeing a van with cameras on the top. I thought it was Google's.
This car was spotted roaming the streets and there's a video to go with it to boot.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Cat Hammock
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Another Doggie Poop Sign
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Saturday, January 31, 2009
CNY 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Random Around Town Cell Shots
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